Sorry, I thought you might have been a pack of slightly agitated, potentially aggravated, and absolutely intimidated rabid chinchillas.
Tonight, minions, we shall be talking about politics. Why, Barrack Obama. Sort of
Let me explain. Our president tweeted the following last night:
"The other side is counting on you staying home this Nov. They’re counting on your silence. They are betting on your apathy. Prove them wrong"
It irritated me because it calls Republicans "The other side". I mean don't get me wrong, I dislike Republicans as much as, if not more, than the next guy, but I don't like making them out to be the enemy. Sure they are the opposite side of the coin from the Democrats but we're all on the same sinking ship.
Now before my political beliefs are incorrectly inferred, I dislike Democrats almost as much as Republicans.
So I want to take the soapbox and say that we all need to work together to keep the fat lady from singing.
But Americans are a little reluctant to sign on to anything without imagery. So I've been doing what I call Experiments For The Betterment of Society. But what my critics call "Abominations". But what do they know. My first... um... trial run was using actual politicians. I gave the world Bill-john McClinton.
When he started eating illegal immigrants, I got a lot of praise from the Right, but he nonetheless had to be put down. All evidence has been destroyed though, so I can wash my hands clean.
I switched to raiding circuses for volunteers and came up with the perfect symbol to unify Americans, bring this country to full world dominance!
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you ....
The Republocrat!
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