I'm Back Bitches (and Bastards, Respectively)!

How Long has it been? A question I dare not dig through the annals for a legitimate answer. But the important thing is that I am here, for today at least.
Why all of sudden? Maybe its the large amounts of George Carlin I've been ingesting, or the excessive amounts of Richard Pryor I've inhaled lately. Or maybe It's being told something is off limits for comedy!
Censorship... My old nemesis, we meet again. Especially when I find the subject completely within reason. But I think we'll just come back to that. First lets get re-acquainted.
How have you been? That's cool
Oh, is she better? That's good to hear.
Where's he workin' now? Good money? Yup, yup. It's hard times.

Ok! now that that's outta the way... Sorry, I wasn't really listening... just kidding, I'm not sorry.

In the mean time, I've seen movies and concerts, they were good but I didn't write reviews, and I don't know why. I've been in a sort of brain-block mode. But Today....

Here it is, in the spirit of my comedy heroes, your anecdote of the day.

I walk in to this prison-camp called work, this morning. And I'm struck speechless. A female coworker got a haircut. A haircut very similar to another (male) coworker's haircut. So I say "Did you guys plan this?" So I get pulled aside and told "She's been getting a lot of flack for that so don't be mean".

If the haircut is offend-able then don't cut your hair that way! If I walk down the street wearing a three sizes too small ninja turtle shirt and a banana hammock, I'm gonna expect jokes. I would wear pants if I didn't want jokes. But I chose the man-thong! I'm embracing the man-thong! If I don't feel bad about it, somebody remarking on it shouldn't hurt me right? Damn Skippy!

If you don't want someone to say a man-thong looks funny, don't wear a man thong. If you're offended, it obviously can't be liked by you that much. That's all I'm saying. People need to toughen up. If I like someone, I joke with them. If somebody finds my shenanigans hurtful... Just know I think you're cool, but your haircut is retarded.

Oh and here is a pic of me, Carlin, and Pryor.... Damn we was old then. Enjoy