Let's make like Ozzy, and bark at the moon. It's review time!

I recently went to go see The Wolfman.
Utterly dreadful
Horrendously awful
Disturbingly bad
Shallow and pedantic
Those are all things I've heard in reference to this film.... LIES

This movie was epic. It had everything great cinema should have: gore, romance, Anthony Hopkins, cleavage, shocks, twists, gypsies, and special effects to orgasm at.

If you had the pleasure of actually seeing the original Wolf Man starring Lon Chaney Jr., doubt it, but either way, don't assume you've seen this one. The players remain the same, but the roles are a little different. All I'll say to that is: Doesn't Sir Anthony Hopkins always play the perfect emotionless psychopath?

I'm not very good at keeping myself from ruining movies, so I better quit while I'm ahead. Just take my word for it. See the MOFO and know that Benicio Del Toro has surpassed Lon Chaney Jr.