Time to expose the truth!

Tiger Woods wants to return to golf. I say, good for him.
It's bad enough that he has had to live through the shame of a scandal.
A scandal in which he had nothing to do with.
The truth, my friends, is far more scary.
It involves The Man!

I'm sure we've all heard of The Man, but appears that he has truly gone so far as to attempt to completely destroy the blasian-athletic community.

Have there ever been many famous blasian athletes? Of course not, The Man at work
But one slipped through his grasp, a man named Tiger.
I believe this was more than an accident, The Man was simply waiting for the proper moment to strike the definitive attack against the blasians.



Hence why he planted all of those white women on poor Mr. Woods. I say that the time has come for us all to stand up to The Man and tell him that we've had enough of his involvement in sports, media, cinema, and History Channel documentaries involving eating habits of the lesser spotted weasel-frog.

HE MUST BE STOPPED!