Thursday, February 25, 2010

Will they give anyone a license?

I was driving down the street when I see a man driving.
Usually that seems like normal business, but this man was hell bent on not being a normal driver. You see, he was driving his brand new Mercedes with not one but two medium size dogs between him and the wheel!

The talent of this man is astounding! I had to take a picture:


But I guess this brings me to the whole point of this blog. Will they give anybody a license? Shouldn't there be some sort of IQ test to make sure this kind of dumb shit is not allowed on the road ways? Sooo... here it is... just going to come out and say it...

People dumb enough to take pictures of others while driving should not be allowed to have access to the roads!

Why would they honestly give me this thing!
I can't be trusted, and I very well may kill you all.
And most of you I would feel temporary remorse for.
So please help raise awareness that people like me are out there, and none of you are safe.
You'll just be driving along then BAMMMMMMMM!!!!!! you're money's missing and you're daughters knocked up! I've seen it a hundred times!

WAIT! that's not me, that's the guarantee fairy, but it's kinda like that, except your daughter's just not really my type.

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