Ever thought about the afterlife? Here is how I think it should be.

I figure the vikings had the afterlife pretty much pegged.
A land of endless partying, battle and a goat that had mead-giving utters.
Pretty smart dudes, those norse.

I think that is perfect, just some details need to be given:
Imagine a world in which you awake upon you're glorious death.
A world of clear blue skies and lush green hills and meadows.
A land with streets of golden bricks
A place full of the greatest hero's to be introduced to the earth.
A world under constant siege!
A world you are forced to constantly drink and fight a never-ending and relentless enemy.

I give you the perfect afterlife, I GIVE YOU...

VIDEO GAME VALHALLA

You remember death at the hands of your enemy yet somehow consciousness returns. Slowly your eyes open to the see a beautiful pixelated sky. The warcry of the Ghost of Sparta splits the serenity with a notice of an impending attack!
*dramatic monotone music picks up pace*
A man who was once nothing but a Dream of the Fayth asks if you will lead the army assembled as a resistance...

- --Accept---
----Deny----

Press Start To Play

Hey, it could happen! I don't see your afterlife proposals being anymore probable!