No wonder our generation is effed up

So we got our three year old some books at the Goodwill. It seems that some of the content would now-a-days be considered not politically correct. Some of it makes no sense. These nursery rhymes do not make any kind of sense. In advance I will apologize for the pics being sideways. Read them though it is worth it.
let me list some examples:This woman is cutting the tails off mice. Why does she need mice tails? What is this teaching children, how to torture animals to death?






Why the hell is this even in here? That dog has got to be pissed!



I am at a loss for words on this one. Dear god why are there three men in a tub floating in a ponds at night, playing with candlesticks and large sausages?



So.... The King calls for a bowl, then hes smoking a pipe while jamming. The bowl is even just sitting on the floor away from the King! Innuendo anyone? One happy-ass king.





Again, no sense. A paper bag does not cure blunt force trauma to the head. Plus if he has a concussion he needs medical attention, not sleep, that could make it worse. Clumsy fagot.


And finally the most f*cked up.


OK, so this woman has too many kids so she is starving them to death and whipping them. I am pretty sure that lining kids up for a whipping for no reason is punishable with time in a federal prison and a hefty fine. This is child abuse and unusual punishment. Especially if they live in a giant shoe. I am pretty sure there are laws that dictate that kids have to be sheltered in a dwelling which has a proper utilities like running water and sanitation. She gives them broth with no bread. Reminds me of Auschwitz. All the kids in the picture are lining up to get beaten, while the old bitch sits there and smiles.
I know I used to watch cartoon animals hit each other with anvils, but f*ck. I am at a loss.