Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Finally a Practical Military Application

And today we come to the second to last day in TROGP's Psychological Warfare to The Furthest Extent Week!

Its a solemn moment, lets have a brief second to recap of what we've done to screw with people's heads so far.
It has been a great week, and I promise it'll only get better before its over.

I was thinking to myself, "what is the most screwed up thing you can do to someone's mind?"

Then it hit me like a flying koala bear all hopped up on cigarettes and banjo music... Introduce them to religion!

But not even I, a certified Crowned Prince of Evil, am that malevolent. (See, told you I was Certified)

So I had to think of another way to mess with heads, needless to say, my answer still came from religion.

Ever hear of a guy named Noah? We'll come back to him.

I want to spread over a battlefield from above with a small amount of specially trained commandos to create warzone confusion.

But by Commandos, I mean wild animals
And by Specially Trained I really mean really pissed off and threatened
And by Small Amount I kinda meant a shitload

Introducing Operation NDCF
Noah Drop Cluster F\/ck

Basically I just accumulated two of each type of really mean animals and carpeted the enemy with them. Simple, Effective, Dirty, and sorta Cute

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