Full of plot holes, misspellings, grammatical abominations, and not a single picture.
You heard me right!
I decided to leave the Finale in the form of a Word document.
Well, technically, I just don't think I'll have time to GIMP together anything worthwhile.
See, today I'm leaving work slightly early. And during work is really the only leisure time I have... Ironic ain't it?
So for the conclusion to Psychological Warfare To The Furthest Extent Week, I had a utter stroke of genius!
I shall make a list of History's(Past, Present, and Future) most messed up militaristic inventions for the complete and total demoralization of an enemy psyche.
Ready? Set? Too Bad, here it comes!
- Carpet Bombing an area with Africanized Bee nests
- Surround an enemy with wind-tunnel fans and drop billions of mosquitoes on them
- A trillion gallons of pig's blood, Carrie Style
- Lighting people on fire, at a distance (quite possibly history's greatest)
- Unleashing large amounts of rabid rodents (squirrels, chinchillas, bunnies, etc.)
- Relocating all death-row criminals to the warzone with as many guns as they can carry
- Claymore mines loaded with grenades
- Large range explosives filled with boiling Cheddar cheese (PHASE 1)
- Release copious amounts of seagulls on cheese covered enemy (PHASE 2)
- Specially trained nocturnal ball-hunting weasels
- Project a direct feed of 24-7 MTV on all flat surfaces of a hostile city
- OH NO! Ive fried my brain!
- I can't think of anything else!
Hope you all are now as demented as I am.
I've done my part to better the world.
Thank You and Goodnight.
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