Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of the corn gather around for the first ever
TROGP Serial Thought Extravaganza!!!
Think of it like Shark Week, just with less sharks and more me. Not saying there won't be sharks, just I can't guarantee it at this fragile stage of development.
But this Week...Starting with a Friday.... cause I feel like it.... IT IS
Psychological Warfare To The Furthest Extent Week!
Starting with The Militaristic Uses Of Destroying an Enemies Mental and Emotional State With The Use of Puppy Barrages! I know what you are thinking.... Too long a term for tactical usage, so we'll just shorten it to Puppy Warfare.
What would shatter an enemy emotionally better than the point he realizes he is facing an enemy willing to launch live (at the point of launch at least) puppies at him? Nothing I can think of. That's why we're starting this week of with a bang... or at least a yelp and a dull thud.
The only real problem that I am coming across is delivery method. There are only really two schools of thought on projectile puppies. I say both should be immediately implemented on a battlefield for further testing. First there is the Pupapult.
Capable of launching full litters, but unfortunately accuracy is left wanting. Great for widespread blind puppy blanketing. But useless in close quarters. So we have school two. The Pupzooka, with my own extra psychological edge, using children to shoot them.
This offers great battlefield maneuverability due to the fact that children are small. Two downsides though are that these are similar to the muskets of old. Single fire, then reload...etcetera ad nauseum. And children cannot carry many puppies on their person. The other downfall is that children are rather easy to take out. But both these problems are easily solved by Nature herself... Children are quite expendable and very quickly brought to fighting age. Tune in Monday for Day 2 of Psychological Warfare To The Furthest Extent Week
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