And I think it is a little more than coincidence.
Every time someone in history has done anything great, be it greatly good or greatly evil, it has always be behind one thing...
Amazingly recognizable facial hair!
It's true!
Science: Einstein!
Psychology: Freud!
Pillaging: Leif Ericson!
Privateering: Edward Teach!
Being Tom Selleck: Tom Selleck!
See the connection?
Here is a visual explanation... would any of these men have managed to do anything without their facial hair?
I think not! Perhaps if only someone had thought to shave them sooner.
And this, my friends, is why I will never amount to anything truly great.
I cannot grow any facial hair of note.
Hell, I can barely grow facial hair at all!
And depression sinks in :(
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Dont feel bad, Ive got three years on you and I cant grow anything of note either. Some of us are meant for different ends friend
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